NON-ZABDA'S
UNIVERSAL FEEDER PROGRAM
This new exciting approach to solving all of the world's food problems is offered to the humankind free of charge, thanks to the kindness and wisdom of Non-Zabda. As a bonus, our extensive research proves that if used properly, this program will simultaneously resolve a vast variety of personal, local, and global problems.
Think of a world where no one is hungry, where crime and even misdemeanor are relics of the past, where one human being is kind and gentle to another. The world freed of mindless politicianing, racial or sexual hypocrisy, and big business domination. The world of the economically successful, the world of the free!
If any of these things are of interest to you, read on! If not, read on: you will not regret it!
The first step towards a better society
It is clear even to the most unimaginative of us that the world's male population vastly exceeds any thinkable biological requirements. The human race of the future does not need this!
It is enough to preserve 10 to 20% of the male sub-group, prudently selecting those individuals over the age of 35 for immediate processing.
This measure is bound to be successful due to a number of reasons.
Firstly, it has already gained support of thousands of feminist groups worldwide. There is no doubt that in the future they will maintain their loyalty and cooperation, and help proceed with the program!
Secondly, a cyclical effect will be set into motion, by which the average living standard will increase on a planetary level. The phrase "the rising tide lifts all ships" could be applied here.
Man will have finally found the answer to the questions facing society: Himself!
Can you ignore the opportunity to cure the world and then look at your child, playing in the sandbox, facing an uncertain future?
I didn't think so.
We will start with the international prison population, allowing them once and for all to pay their debt to society (the use of all ethnic groups is to be encouraged to increase buyer options). Age requirements are not in effect here - crime will be punished no matter what!
The burden on the taxpayer will be alleviated when this stage of processing begins. The extra savings will be poured back into the economy, putting more people back to work, making the world more prosperous than it ever was before!
Starving countries will be freed from the vice of hunger, finally producing for themselves, as well as neighboring states. They will be able to keep 1/3 of 1/3 of their yield per annum, distributing the remainder to less populated areas.
People will once again be able to dedicate their time to meaningful endeavors, not barbarically staving off death any way they know how!
How did we live without this for so many years? And how can we live without it now, knowing it could exist?
If you are a male individual over the age of 35, do not worry. The transformation will be as pleasant as possible. And once it is complete, you will feel no regrets!
You will have come full circle in the evolutionary chain - just as it was meant
The prices on the final product might differ locally or/and depend on the source of the product in question. In the price index, obvious preference will be given to those items derived from fitter, stronger individuals, rather than the sick or undernourished. Thus, one will be judged by his/her virtues even in his/her new, transcendent condition.
TOUCH THE FACE OF THE FUTURE!