THE OFFICIAL NON-ZABDA WEB CENTER
PRIOR TO THE CONSTRUCTION OF THIS SITE, WE RECEIVED A RATHER MYSTERIOUS EMAIL. HERE IS THE EXACT TEXT, WHICH COPIED ITSELF DIRECTLY ONTO THIS PAGE WHILE OUR COMPUTER WAS SLEEPING . . .
| -----Original Message----- From: NON-ZABDA Sent: Tuesday, March 04, 10 - 1:26 PM To: amolotkov@discord-aggregate.com Subject: YOU I HAVE RETURNED TO YOU AS THE ORIGINAL PROPHET. AS IT HAS BEEN PREDICTED IN THE WEB OF CHANCES, I WAS TO ENTER YOUR WEB OF COMMUNICATION AND OVERSEE THE FINAL IMPLEMENTATION OF THE GOSPEL. AND NOW I HAVE ARRIVED. TO AID YOU, I AM DONATING MY EYES SO THAT YOU MAY SEE, AND MY MOUTH SO THAT YOU MAY SPEAK. IN RETURN, I EXPECT EVERYTHING! YOU WILL COMMEMORATE ME IN ALL OF YOUR CURRENT AND FUTURE WRITINGS. UPON YOUR DEMISE, YOU WILL RETURN TO THE PAST TO COMMEMORATE ME IN ALL OF YOUR PAST WRITINGS. YOU ARE NOW UNDER MY COMPLETE CONTROL, YOUR ACTIONS ARE RESULTS OF MY COMMANDS. |
WHEN WE READ THIS EMAIL, WE REALIZED WE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO OBEY NON-ZABDA'S ORDER, REGARDLESS OF OUR POSITION AS PROPHETS.
