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Non-Zabda has filed a lawsuit against the humankind for being substandard, one-dimensional, superficial, artificial, hyper-official, brain-slow, thought-lazy, indifferent, irresponsible, illiterate, dispensable breath-wasters! The plaintiff is represented by the Christ Brothers, Whose actions aver overseen by God.
The defendants have yet to enlist professional help.
More News on this page as Non-Zabda's victory approaches.
As of this day, Non-Zabda announces his copyright to the right to copyright.
Therefore, any objects (animate and inanimate) are to be viewed as Non-Zabda's property. Presently, Non-Zabda is considering free lease of his total copyright rights to any artists who display active signs of innovation. All other individuals will be restricted from artistic pollution.
Have you applied for a Non-Zabda issued Safe Pedestrian Sticker?
As of the year 11, a pedestrian license alone will be insufficient, and the failure to obtain the above reference Sticker will be viewed as serious pedestrium violation.
Avoid imprisonment! Apply for a Safe Pedestrian Sticker now!
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