October 27, 1999

While the world was asleep (at least the part of the world that sleeps), Discord Aggregate was impregnating the web with more of its musical seed, this time on the web site mp3.com. The concept is simple enough - take music that you have recorded, convert it to the mp3 file format using a highly compressed algorithm, and upload it to the web. Then anyone who dares can download your music, and then the inevitable happens: you become a world famous artist commanding extravagant luxuries as though they are expected. Actually, this could not be further from the truth. As I write this, I am employing crystal hands that I had sculpted for me by great Egyptian artists - it is the little things in life that I enjoy!