The Attack

of the Absolute

Zeros

is upon us!

Only the following emergency procedures can ensure your survival!

1. Thoroughly read "The Attack of the Absolute Zeros", the prophetic short story by A. Molotkov and S.B. Reda. Notice the details...

2. Draw triangles (the universal Zero-Protection symbol) on all north-facing surfaces in your home and office. Warning! Mobile units such as cars and bikes will not be protected by triangle symbols alone- you must add a vertical line in the center of the triangle to make it effective on a moving object. This also applies to any animations online.

3. Prepare Zero Repelling Strategies (ZRS's) with your family and friends. Early Zero recognition is crucial- remember, they can look just like the victim they replace.

4. Keep checking all local radio stations for the opera, which alone can provide a complete source of survival techniques.

5. Purchase the CD, providing both listening pleasure and inspiration for yourself, and support to artists who finance their art out of their own budget.

6. Try to stay away from those individuals who possess no brain, as it has been noticed that they may become a primary target.

 

Worried? . . .

Scared?. . .

Unable to sleep?

Concerned that you or someone close to you may have become a zero?

E-mail us at amolotkov@discord-aggregate.com !

We are professionals.

We can help!